Stop Treating The Universe

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Stop Treating The Universe

Like Uber Eats.

September 18, 2024

Jay Chris

$5 Pad Thai VS. $1,000 Steak.

Picture this: you're seated in a plush leather chair at a swanky five-star restaurant, the type where even the water is sourced from some mystical glacier on a forgotten mountaintop.


The lights are dim, the music is soft, and the waitstaff is dressed sharper than a Wall Street broker.


You’re feeling good, looking even better, and you’ve just ordered the finest dish on the menu—because why not? You deserve it.


Now, what do you do after placing that order?


Do you storm into the kitchen every five minutes asking if the chef needs help?

Do you text your friends nervously, wondering if you should’ve ordered something else?

Do you get up and dash to the nearest fast food joint because you’re worried the food won’t arrive?


Of course not. That would be ridiculous. You don’t question the process.


You know the food is coming.


You trust that the chef, in all his culinary genius, is crafting your meal to perfection.


You sit back, sip your wine, and patiently wait for that artfully arranged plate of gourmet goodness to arrive.

Life is Exactly Like That Restaurant

The decisions you make, the intentions you set, are your “order” to the Universe.


But most people, unlike that calm diner in the fancy restaurant, panic.


They start second-guessing their decisions, wondering if they should’ve picked a different path, asked for different goals, or even “ordered” from a different menu entirely.


They metaphorically dart between tables, hoping to get their meal faster by asking for everything and nothing at once.

But here’s the cosmic truth: The Universe doesn’t operate like a greasy fast-food joint.


It’s not some frantic short-order cook flipping patties in the back. It’s that Michelin-star chef in the finest restaurant in the universe, and it’s crafting the perfect “meal”—the exact reality you’ve ordered—just for you.


And just like in the restaurant, you need to rest in your decision.


Sit back, relax, sip that metaphorical wine, and know that your reality is being prepared behind the scenes.


You don’t need to constantly worry about when it will happen, how it will happen, or whether you should’ve picked something else. It’s on its way.


The Art of Trusting the Process

(A.K.A. Not Being That Guy Who Asks for His Meal 100 Times)


When you’ve decided what you want in life, set your intention with crystal clarity. You’ve made your “order.” You’ve chosen the reality you desire, be it success, wealth, freedom, or maybe just that pristine white beach house with the infinity pool. (G.)


Now, here’s the part that most people screw up: they don’t wait.


They keep fussing, fidgeting, and worrying. “What if it doesn’t come? What if I chose the wrong thing? What if the universe is backed up with other orders?” It’s like they think the cosmos runs on Uber Eats, and they’re refreshing the app waiting for a cosmic delivery driver to show up.


But this is where the magic comes in:

The universe is a mirror.


It reflects back the energy you send out. So if you’re sitting there in a state of worry, doubt, and fear, what do you think the universe is going to reflect back to you?


Spoiler alert: more doubt, more worry, and more fear.


Trust the process. Trust the Universe. It’s like dating a cosmic girl—you can’t expect her to trust you if you don’t trust her, right? The universe is no different. If you don’t believe your order is coming, why should it believe you’re ready to receive it?

You’ve Already Ordered. Now Stop Poking the Waiter.

Once you’ve sent out your intention—whether it’s that dream business, a six-figure income, or jet-setting around the world—you’ve placed your order.


Don’t sit there anxiously second-guessing. It’s not going to speed things up, and you’re definitely not impressing anyone by overanalyzing the situation. In fact, you’re doing the cosmic equivalent of annoying the waiter.


Take the necessary, disciplined actions to close the gap between you and that desired reality, but do it with the confidence of someone who knows the meal is already on its way.


You wouldn’t eat a pre-dinner roll and act like it’s the main course, right? No. You wait patiently because you trust that what’s coming is worth it.


And here’s the fun part: the universe doesn’t make mistakes with orders. You didn’t get the wrong dish. You didn’t pick the wrong reality. The only reason your “meal” hasn’t shown up yet is because it’s still in the kitchen, being cooked to perfection. But rest assured, it’s coming


You’ve Gotta Love the Mirror: What You Send Out is What Comes Back


If you doubt, if you fret, if you anxiously stare at the clock, all you’re doing is messing with the energy. The universe is a mirror, reflecting your internal state back to you. So what does that mean? If you want to attract success, wealth, happiness, or whatever your version of the five-star meal is, you need to act like you’ve already got it.


Just like in that fancy restaurant, you know the food is coming. You don’t question it. You trust the chef. You sit back and enjoy the vibe. The more relaxed, confident, and aligned with your decision you are, the more swiftly and smoothly your desired reality will manifest.


Remember: the universe is a mirror. You’ve already made your choice. Now trust that it’s on its way, just like that piping hot truffle risotto you ordered without a second thought. And believe me, the universe has a way better delivery time than most restaurants.


The Big Takeaway

In life, once you’ve set your intention and “ordered” the reality you want, don’t second-guess yourself.


The universe is a finely tuned, cosmic restaurant with a five-star chef in charge.


The only thing you have to do is stay seated at your table, take the aligned actions necessary, and trust that what you desire is being delivered to you.


Because here’s the thing: The universe always delivers. Maybe not in the exact time you expect, but it’s coming. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the wait. Success, wealth, happiness—whatever your “order”—is already on its way to you.


And let’s be real—would you rather be the calm, collected person sipping champagne while waiting for your meal, or the frantic one sweating over whether they’ll ever get fed?


Exactly. Trust the process. Trust the Universe. And most importantly, trust yourself. The life you desire is already on the way.


Final Bite: Always Remember, the Universe is a Mirror

In this cosmic game of life, trust and patience are your best allies.


Reflect confidence, faith, and certainty, and the universe will reflect it right back at you—along with that tasty meal of success, wealth, and happiness you’ve been waiting for.


The universe is cooking up something delicious. Just stay in your seat and wait for it to arrive.

Bon appétit.


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